Monday, December 14, 2009
Proust Would Be Proud
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Art Display

Hollow Upbringings by Mindy Herrin; ceramic, vintage suede; silver, cheese cloth. The raven was found in Paris one Christmas season, displayed with its flock on a white tree.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Minimalist to Minimalist
As Tall Son shares my aversion to clutter and kitsch and is a devout minimalist, I trust his design decisions, so sent this e-mail to him:
Mom wrote:
"What do you think of this one?" (I attached a photo of a new modern minimalist house, designed by a great architect; a photo I will not attach here, as I do not want someone to scoop the house out from under us.)
Tall Son responded:
"I like it but it lacks a few Southern touches:
- Stone hunting dogs flanking the entry way
- A two-foot rusty lone star over the front door.
- A junkyard sculpture of a longhorn in the front yard.
- Twin lazy boys in the living room facing a ten-foot TV tuned to college football.
- A pool table with a plastic Budweiser lampshade over it.
- A poster of a large-breasted bimbo in a bikini mounting a Harley in the garage (over the arc welder of course).
- A longhorn trophy over the TV that sings the "Yellow Rose of Texas" when you pull its tongue.
- Antlers mounted in every room for good measure.
- A flashing neon sign over the sound system that just reads "The King."
- Oh, and for the little lady: a velvet painting of young Elvis over the stove.
Tall Son"
He loves the house!
Thursday, September 25, 2008
La Tortoise in Ranchburger Land
In the neighborhood of My Ranchburger, there is a long-standing delightful surprise, a topiary turtle that seems to have been inspired by turtles the artist Max Ernst sculpted during the last century. For years I have smiled each time I drove past this boxwood creature, wondering who created it and why. This turtle has been maintained here for as long as I can remember (I moved here in 1976).
Determined to learn its origin, I recently caught up with the Meyerland Community Improvement Association (MCIA) landscaping Crew. They told me that the turtle was first sculpted by a former member of their crew, whose name they could not recall. Since the retirement of the original sculptor, the landscape crew has continued to maintain the turtle. It seems that the inspiration for the turtle was the hundreds of turtles that once inhabited the nearby bayou and not by Max Ernst's creations.
Note: These photographs were shot before the hurricane but La Tortoise still stands after Hurricane Ike; a few less leaves and a bit frowzy, like the rest of us, but still standing!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
The Red Telephone
At My Ranchburger in Houston: here is our vintage Southwestern Bell telephone that kept us in touch with the outside world during Hurricane Ike and following, when power outages hit the entire Texas Gulf Coast. Doesn't she look sassy? Couldn't you just imagine putting in a call to Russia from the White House?
Monday, September 15, 2008
I Don't Like Ike...
The Texas Chainsaw Crew in Meyerland, Houston. This is one of many crews of neighbors who joined forces and resources to begin the horrific clean up that we face in Southeast Texas.
A crew of chainsaw-wielding neighbors clears the streets the day after Hurricane Ike blows through My Ranchburger's area of Houston. One of the crew insisted that I take a photo of the Poulan chainsaw. Guys love their chainsaws!
In Houston, many old trees were blown over; some narrowly missing houses, others smashing onto them. Power lines and poles were blown down. Water pressure is low, so water has to be boiled and conserved. There is no electricity and the weather is hot and humid. My Ranchburger and The Bunny Bungalow appear untouched by Ike...only tree damage and debris which we can handle. We Texans are a "can do" people. We don't stand around and whine about "when and what are they going to do for us." Houston mayor, Bill White, personifies the "can-do attitude." He has been on the radio (there is no longer television or Internet available to many of us) giving us encouragement, tips and real information about how we can help ourselves and our neighbors.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Longing for an Edouard-Wilfred Buquet Lamp

We must find replacement lamps for our bedroom at My Ranchburger. The one's we have were purchased years ago as temporary lamps. You know, just until we found the lamp of our dreams. Now one of those lamps has a transformer that is on the blitz. And the Edouard-Wilfred Buquet lamp is a lamp a modernist could lust after. But apparently no one sells a satisfactory reproduction; not even MoMA. A quick Internet search reveals that originals can be had for $4,000-$7,000 USD. This is quite out of my price range for a couple of lamps to put in the master bedroom. But they could look so cool on our grey Italian bed's credenza.
This will stir the ire of the purist but I had rather have a good reproduction with a halogen bulb. To my eye, a modern design does not look so chic if it's dented or tattered.
Sometimes one has to be content with longing. After all, it's not the lamp on my side of the bed that's blinking and fizzing; is it, Tall Husband?
Friday, August 29, 2008
Wine and Design
My absolute favorite international, modern designer. Watch My Ranchburger for information on her work.
We met adorable Baby Toby and his parents (love their British accents.) Also, we were delighted to run into Anne and Jean-Louis Breux and catch up on their design and art endeavors (love their French accents.)
And Thank you, Tall Husband, for not buying another chair.
Update (9/01/08): Christopher's Fine Wines has closed their River Oaks store and will reopen in Rice Village on 9/02/08.